A layer of wax

I wasn't kidding when I said a layer of candle wax is difficult to scrape off a microwave with a plastic knife. Somehow (honestly... how!?!) someone managed to melt a massive puddle of wax onto and all over the microwave. Here's cher capitaine removing said wax.

He swore a little. O.K. He swore a lot. It was a lot of wax. It covered half of the top of the microwave and ran down the sides.

Feel free to admire the nice cabinet doors or chair while you're looking. They're not long for this world.