QUADRAPUS!!

If I could find a way to make that title drippy and swampy green in the blog, I would.

Something like this, but less gothic-y and more swamp-y:

The quadrapus is a new addition to the cottage, donated as a cottage-warming gift from some awesome friends.

Behold.

The QUADRAPUS!

Scary, No?

No?! Hmmm. OK. Not so scary. It's really called a "water spinner".

*yawn*

It's a quadrapus, O.K Coleman? What kind of marketing weenie came up with the name "water spinner"? It doesn't even spin! I don't care that you splatted green and white hibiscus blooms on it to make it seem tropical. It's a QUADRAPUS.

It's also a wildly unpopular toy. The kids hate it. Oh, yes. Hate.

As demonstrated thusly.

and thusly

and thusly

and thusly

and thusly*.

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*don't you hate when you say a word too many times and it start to lose meaning and just becomes a noise? Oh, that's just me? ahahah. Nevermind then.