Bouncy poop

Now there's a blog post title you won't see everyday! Only here, on HPL, can you expect such refined commentary.

Over the winter, some idiot mice (clearly unrelated to Chippie the clever chipmunk with the cute butt) decided to gnaw on the screwdriver handles in the garden shed.

The handles, of course, are rubber, which means the idiot mice were eating rubber. And when you eat rubber?

You got it. Bouncy poop.

Idiot mice. [shakes head]