WE ARE NOW OWNERS OF A COTTAGE
[sound the trumpets]
♪bumbadaBAHHH!!!!♫
And, this is the last you'll hear from me for at least a week, because we're going on a trip.
See ya!
Here's the loo at the cottage. It has a carpeted floor. *shudder* That will be addressed when we replace the flooring throughout the cottage. So. Gross.
Long before I deal with the green sink, I need to address the issue of the *shudder* shower. See for yourself! I keep imagining Psycho knife-stabbing music when I look at this shower.
Looking left,
Howzabout we take a gander at the "living room". The kitchen/living room is all one space, but they seem separate, probably because the front door enters between them. Veer left to enter the kitchen; veer right to enter the living room.
I had high hopes for the living room. It has a positively spectacular old wood stove that reminds me very much of the one Grandma and Grandpa used to have at their cottage. I was suspicious of it the first time we toured the cottage, because it doesn't appear to have a proper wall heat shield behind it. In fact, it's wood back there so it's rather the opposite of a heat shield, unless the goal is to heat your cottage by lighting it on fire. Alas, during the inspection, my suspicions were confirmed and the woodstove is a fire trap. It doesn't meet the minimum clearance requirements for an uncertified woodstove. With no heat shield, the distance between the stove and the walls has be to 48 inches from the sides. With the shield (let's assume ceramic tile, since I'm no sheet-metal worker) it could be 24-in. It's 12. *gnashing of teeth*
Another fine feature of the living room is the ceiling, which it shares with the kitchen. As near as we can tell, Buddy the mad cottage owner (not a real name) got a deal on some soffit covering material, because this is what has been installed on the ceiling! *blinks in disbelief*. And it's grimy. Bleh. [writes: "ceiling tile" on the shopping list] I'm guessing he got it for free. Maybe at the same curb from which he's been scoring all the carpet chunks.
The last living room feature which is both good and bad is the massive front window. (Here's it is seen from outside on the porch). It's big and will afford gorgeous views of the lake. It's also very old and one of the seals is shot, so eventually when we fall into a bag of money it'll need to be replaced. While on The List, "replacing the windows" does not appear near the top. We'll also need to prune some of the scrub and trees in front of the cottage to clear the view.
OK. So back inside the cottage. I think I'll show you the kitchen today. It's another area that's high on my hit list of things to improve. Fortunately this will mostly involve a coat of paint and little more.
Oh, the cabinets.
I think my Grandma had something like this in the front door window when I was little. Yick. So the current plan with the narsty cabinets is a coat of paint. If the doors come apart easily, we're talking about removing the plastic and inserting some hard board or perhaps some bead-board panelling pieces that can then all be painted. If they don't come apart easily, I'll be knocking out the plastic with a hammer and putting fabric panels on the inside to hide the view of the dishes.
I also plan to replace the peeling peel-n-stick tiles when we do the floor to the whole place. Peel-n-stick tiles work great in some situations and they're very easy to install, but if the floor isn't 100% dust free when you install them the adhesive doesn't stick well and the corners start to lift. Once that happens, dirt starts to accummulate under the tiles and before you know it you've got to replace your floor.
The last thing you need to see is the Fridge. *shudder*. It's right up there on the creepy scale with the sauna in Peaky. Ugh. So gross. I particularly love the 2x6 crisper box. Ingenius! The fridge is high on the list of things to replace. Even a used fridge off kijiji will be a step up from this beast. The biggest problem with removing things like fridges is what you do with them. It's not like you can put it in the boat and cart it off. I think we'll be stockpiling cast-off junk in one of the bunkies in the short term. When we're ready to cart over some big items from the mainland (new fridge, couch, etc) we'll rent a barge on the lake. We can then transport the big new stuff to the cottage, and then load it up to haul away the crap on the return trip. So if you're a strapping young man and you're reading this: duly warned! You'll be roped into hefting heavy things on and off the barge and possibly to the dump. (thanks in advance!)
There are two bunkies on the property. One bunky = high point. Two bunkies = very high point. However, much like the rest of the place, the bunkies are scary = low point.
I've been calling the bunkies by names according to their roof pitches in order to distinguish them from one another. Thus, we have "Peaky" and "Slanty".
Peaky features a living area (couch, dresser, end table, turquoise fridge..... turquoise fridge!?! Oh, yes. You read that right. I'm willing to bet it's not Energy Star compliant, what do you think? And when you see how bad the fridge is in the main cottage, you have to wonder how bad this one could be that it would be relegated to the bunky.), a toilet, and a sauna. Sauna!? But of course! I don't know about you but the first thing I want to do on a hot summer day at the cottage is hop into a sauna.
So the bathroom in peaky is, well, here. See for yourself: Yes, it's a bonifide, running water toilet. The problem is: the cottage isn't on septic... so.... where does it go when you flush?! No-one's sure. We're hoping there's at least some sort of pit dug underneath the bunky, but even if there is it's a massive environmental hazard. The sheeter must go.
And then, there's the sauna: Doesn't it just make you want to strip down to your skin and spend hours basking in the steamy (mouldy) heat? Mmmmm. There's a barrel stove in there with a rusted out chimney pipe (which leads to a condemned chimney stack on the roof) that has to be removed along with, well, everything. The one good point is there has been plumbing roughed into the bunkie, so we could retain the shower if we wanted, or at a minimum install a small sink for guests when/if we get around to it. *shudder*. That room gives me nightmares.
Moving right along, we have Slanty, which features the world's smallest bedroom (the "in-law" suite, we're calling it) and a not-completely-horrid living room area with a couch and table. This bunky boasts two different kinds of carpet, in a 12x12 building. I think they've been acquiring carpet at the curb, perhaps?
Our lot ends at the power lines (which you can barely see in the first photo). Everything past that is this weird common space. Apparently the centre of the island (i.e. not waterfront) is divided into 3 land parcels, most of which are owned by some "lawyer from Toronto", according to Marvin the sage water-taxi driver. The space is available for general use by the cottage owners, for now at least. What's great is that this area is huge. Big enough for a proper soccer game if you wanted.
In addition to the common space, there's also a fantastic fire pit near the back of our lot as you head up the hill. It's a dug out area with a stone fire pit and split-log benches. There's also a terrific cache of firewood and kindling that we're looking forward to making smoke with. I can't wait to make octoweinies and JiffyPop (which you're not supposed to cook over an open flame for some reason but we do anyway because we're non-conformists. Stick it to the Man!)
Today I want to share one my favourite features of the Hodge Podge Lodge, barring it's proximity to water, of course.
Here's where we stand quite literally today, on an eye-watering melange of grungey office carpet, peeling peel-n-stick vinyl tiles, two kinds of sheet linoleum and more carpet (green shag, beige shag, and yes, even red shag). Did I mention the cottage is about 600 sq. ft? Honestly, how hard is it to make the flooring match when you're dealing with 600 sq ft? Truly hodge podge lodge. The worst has to be the carpeted bathroom, though <wanders off to make gagging noises>.
I might've pushed the flooring further down the to-do list had it not been for the carpeted bathroom. But, if we're doing that floor, I want to do all of it!
I have yet to see it in person since we haven't been to the depot but it has some features in its favour:
I have started an extensive list of things we want to do/change. I envision a lot of paint and a fair number of work-weekends in the spring of 2010. First, we need to find/buy a boat; it's going to be hard transporting building supplies in a canoe.
Fortunately I brought my shiney new camera and took lots of photos as we looked around. The place is not without its warts. But you know what? After wandering around for a little while, I could really see us there. I'm sure it helped that it was a clear, sunny fall day, the colours were at their peak, and the lake was glass. Heaven.
Welcome to Hodge Podge Lodge.