Woodpecker?

We've either got a wood pecker or an anteater at the cottage.

While having an ant eater at the cottage would be pretty cool, my money's on it being a wood pecker.

Monsieur woodpecker has taken issue with our campfire benches, and has decided to dig for a snack.

Did anyone else grow up thinking anteaters were ill-tempered and blue? Just me?

O.K. then. At least I come by my penchant for anvils honestly.

Hmm. If our log benches are punky and full of bugs, maybe it's time to start thinking about something else at the fire pit.

Maybe we could lug the blue benches up there? You know, the once that have been taking up space on the deck all this time, not being used?

*ponder scheme scheme*