Look at this unbelievable specimen we found secreted away under the bed in our room at the lodge.
[OK. Eww. That's probably not the best choice of words. I need to back up for a second here. "Secreted" and "secreted", while spelled the same mean two very different things. I can assure you I am not writing today about secretions under my bed, but rather things that have been concealed in a hiding place. Because writing about specimens and secretions under my bed? That's just eww.]
Is it not glorious? Come on! It's got a fabric deer on it, and cardinals. And.. .holly? o....k..... and pine cones and other... crippity crap. It's fine. I had great fun pting-ing the barely-adhered numbers from the face of the clock. (You know, you cock your finger back on your thumb and pting! )
But do you know what's even scarier than a hand-made-deer-holly-cardinal-pine cone-fabric clock with numbers that fall off?
A store-bought deer-holly-pine cone-cardinal-fabric clock with numbers that fall off! p.s. You're getting this for Christmas.
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